Sass Bucket

nativetumblrawards:

Submitted by Moosedeevita:

me and my sister highwaysunset

You compare grease scars as a conversation starter #NativeProblems

If she can wear a month’s worth of outfits from all the clothes she stole from her exes, she’s too rez for you bro

If her sink, toilet, and/or shower is always broken, she’s too rez for you bro

lifestory. We haven’t had a working shower since the day we moved in

When white people say “pow wow” in front of you, meaning a chat #NativeProblems

If her version of swimming means sitting in a blow-up kid pool, shes too rez for you bro.

highwaysunset:

Updated Frybread Power Shirt post :D

Its been almost a year since I posted my other & people still find my page daily from it.

Since its the second image on google image search, I thought I’d actually take the time to take some better shots lol

why you not tag me in this? Everyone can see both your hands resting on your lap so obvs your twin/serviente was helpin take these

also you should have thrown in a pic of little Tyrion tryin to get out the door to you

Every grandma, in-law, ex girlfriend knows you just a little too well #NativeProblems

Finally meet a nice native guy that’s actually involved in his community… but he only dates white girls #NativeGirlProblem

way too painfully true

nativetumblrawards:

Submitted by Tzoc-che

Two little indians.

way too cute

If she has to constantly say “I’m not that mean” she’s too rez for you bro

If she uses a laundry hamper as a playpen, She’s too rez for you bro!

nativetumblrawards:

Submitted by Moosedeevita:

this sums up our relationship, and my life really

nativetumblrawards:

Submitted by highwaysunset